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Full, unedited Jon Stewart vs. Bill O’Reilly interview.
Please watch this. Sit down, put on headphones and WATCH this. Surprisingly astute and candid debate from two men that PERFECTLY represent my country’s ridiculous, partisanship-fueled, cluster f*ck that we now find ourselves.
Finally, Heinz reinvents the ketchup packet! Now you can dip - OR - squeeze. And it holds 3x the ketchup - so less handfuls of ketchup packets.
Genius. I am so ridiculously excited about this.
“Heinz, which sells more than 11 million ketchup packets a year, will continue to sell its traditional foil packets as well, ABC News reported. The new packaging is getting a road test in the Midwest and Southwest this summer and is expected to be available in fast-food restaurants this fall.
In addition to updating the ketchup packet, Heinz is reducing the sodium content of its core line of ketchup products by 15 percent. It’s also launching Simply Heinz Tomato Ketchup, which uses sugar in place of high-fructose corn sweetener.”
Video and more information here.
What do I do now?
So school started back almost a month ago. Not for me but for, what seems like, EVERYONE else on earth. When you surround yourself with students, it is kind of a slap to your reality when you suddenly no longer are one yourself. You have to replace all the “I hate that about that class” with “I hated that”. It’s a small change but one that I now make daily.
So what am I doing? I’m waiting. Waiting on my sister to get married at the beginning of the summer.Wanting to be here for that and not worry about asking for vacation from a brand new job right out of the gate, has forced me to slow down. This is the first time in my life that I haven’t been in school. It was kind of nice to do nothing for a few weeks but now I am itching for something more.
I decided to make a list. A list of all the things I have said I couldn’t do in the last year because I was “to busy”. So here is what I am doing with my Spring:
1) Buy a new road bike & start riding like a boss
2) Fully commit to my new workout regimen
3) Read 4 Non-Fiction & 4 Fiction books
4) Finish Rosetta Stone, French, Lesson 1
5) Launch new site I have been talking about for 6 months
6) Buy a new suit
I think that is it but I may add to it as the weeks progress. I am posting these so people will help me stay on target.
I have been reading a lot about lifestyle design and books with deceptively lame title’s like Tim Ferriss’ 4-Hour Work Week and wow, I am so stoked to be at the position in my life I am, and the opportunities and adventures I plan on having.
And that was my posi-on-life post of the week!
Referencing the 1978 Atari video game, the artist began placing mosaics featuring “Space Invaders” on the streets of Paris in the late 1990s. Joined by “Pac Man” ghosts and other popular 8-bit characters, the works soon became a familiar sight to encounter in any urban environment. Invader’s usage of tile to create street art, rather than paint or stencil, is not only a unique choice of medium—it also emphasizes his commentary of how digital information networks have affected and transformed our society. — Bio from Jonathan LeVine Gallery
via | releasethebats
“Mr. Chairman, speaking for myself and myself only, it is my personal belief that allowing gays and lesbians to serve openly would be the right thing to do. No matter how I look at this issue, I cannot escape being troubled by the fact that we have in place a policy that forces young men and women to lie about who they are in order to defend their fellow citizens.”
-Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Michael Mullen
BEST DRIVE TO WORK EVER!
So here is what happened: I was party driving to work this morning, listening to the ultimate in mood reversal songs: Party Hard. Just about the time I was screaming:
‘Cos we will never listen to your rules (no)
We will never do as others do(no)
Know what we want and we get it from you
We do what we like and we like what we do
I see those flashing red and blue lights I have learned to accept as a price you pay for driving a white Ford Lustang. I pull over, turn off the car and wait for Bro-Cop. Once at my window Bro-Cop gives the standard script about why I was pulled over (64 in a 55) and asked “Why are you in such a hurry?”
At this point I was just honest. “Officer, I am driving to work and listening to some really party music.” Yes I said party music. The guy was younger and unless you are a girl, once those lights go on, you are not getting out of the ticket. What do you have to lose?!
Then Bro-Cop surprised me, “Is that Andrew WK?” He was looking at the screen on my iPhone which was on my lap. “Hell yeah it is, why do you think I was doing 9 over?”
Honest to God, Bro-Cop just laughs, steps back a bit, and says “Get out of here man, go to work and slow down.”
Stunned. Did I just party my way out of a ticket?! He walked away, I continued onto work and almost had to pull over due to the insta-drunk that hit me from all the posi-vibes I had just experienced.
Now I am at work, waiting for customers so I can give them free phones and pay this junk forward.
Today is a good day. Thank you Andrew W.K.
My limited knowledge of Chicago includes:
Barrack Obama
Chicago Style Hot Dogs
Kanye West
Gross pizza
Rahm Emanuel
That big silver bean thing
Wasn’t there a fire at some point?
Yeah… that maybe it.
That being said, I know I have a lot of readers from the Windy City and would love to know: what does your fair city have to offer. Food, fun, culture, shows and debauchery. What makes your city better than NYC?
Any and all suggestions are welcome. I’m not going for over a month. Thanks.
Email me: bradeshbach (at) gmail (dot) com
The World’s Most Important 6 Second Drum Beat
I saw this documentary a few years ago, it is astounding how influential this beat is. It reminds me of the infamous The Wilhelm Scream, another one of those things that, once you are aware of it, suddenly is everywhere. Like a new word.
This sample was used extensively in early hiphop and sample-based music, and became the basis for drum-and-bass and jungle music — a six-second clip that spawned several entire subcultures. Nate Harrison’s 2004 video is a meditation on the ownership of culture, the nature of art and creativity, and the history of a remarkable music clip.
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