August 2008
22 posts
“Oh war, it’s just God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”
– Jon Stewart
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“Not long ago, we came up with an interesting set of facts: A billion hours ago,...”
– Roberto Goizueta, in a Coca-Cola Company annual report (via unalone)
now that rules.
“Edwards denied paying any money to Hunter to keep her from going public but said...”
– -ABC news
“I have some great friends but I dont see any of them making payments to hush an affair I am having without so much as saying “hy man, Im gonna through a few thousand at your girlfriend to keep her from talking, just looking out for you bro!”
That is probably one of the...
Only 2 More Days!
The Olympics are almost here. Who is stoked? I am stoked? Here are some reasons why I am stoked.
1) Oscar Pistorius
“South African Double amputee athlete Oscar Pistorius exercises with his coach during a training session for the Dutch Open Paralympics event in Emmeloord May 30, 2008. Pistorius, who wants to qualify for the Beijing Olympics, expects to be in decent shape next month. The...
Funny metaphors used in high school essays →
“John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.”
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WatchGoodbye my friend
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Eshbach08.com →
I totally forgot I owned this domain. I need to do something with it.
Stop the presses!
“Today I made an extremely important discovery.
There’s a commercial going around for the product “Dibs” where a couple are playing horseshoes with pretzels. I had never really paid attention to it much until the other day. As I noticed the house in the background I couldn’t help but feel like I’ve seen it somewhere.
Then it hit me.
The house that the couple are playing horseshoes in...
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